This is actually my first blog ever, pardon any mistake biko!!!!
RT @cutietimmie: Sowi..lol"@DaFBI: *sobs* RT @cutietimmie: Femi o!!!lmao"@DaFBI: X_X RT @cutietimmie: Huh?"@DaFBI: I wont forget the #FirstTimeIMet ...
*blows catarrh*
Oya lemme tell u of le' misery, i have a very complicated issue...
HAVE BEEN ZONED!!!! :'(
RT @cutietimmie: @DaFBI...g,u makin me ROTFLMAO
Not to the Bro zone or friends zone (that would have been better), it is a new specially created zone just for me!!! (She calls me G! I wonder which zone that is)
Oya lemme tell u the story gangan'
I met temmy last year in osogbo, (the girl popular pass OYES 4 osogbo) she is popularly know as temmy pink, i met her through her bestie lola... Blah blah blah
D problem know is i have a crush on her, the type of crush caterpillar sef no fit crush, the type of crush that would make Mr ibu suit-up and make a speech like obama (u dig?) The problem now is she doesn't even know i exist! *sobs*
The only time she remembers me is when i mention her, the last time i saw her, her brain had to go into over-drive before she remembered me
*sobs harder*
To add sand to my garri, she told me she's in love with a lesbian
*Grabs bucket* :'(
Le' misery that i am in is 1 Honourable president Jonathan has to set-up a committee to look into for the nations benefit, cos the type of love i have for temmy is the type of love we need in this country. It is the type of love that can make a girl leave her fathers mansion in Abuja nd stay in a room with a guy in Mushin, the type of love that would have saved our dear "ugonna, tekena, llyod and chidiaka" (RIP #aluu4) *sobs*
The type of love that would make Nigerians applaude our dear first lady when next she says "My fellow widows" (i hope the apple would have been delivered by then), the type of Love that can make a unilag girl soak garri with a guy (not man).
Anyway this is the type of love i have for temmy, which she aint even aware of *sobs*
So i think the govt needs to look into le' misery so @least they would achieve something in 4yrs!!!
I can't takes this anymore!!!!! *grabs rope* nah! This rope is too thick!!!
YES!!! Before i go *CONGRATS TO BARACK OBAMA * i hope i'ld be able to get that visa this year (have been applying since i was 4yrs)
BREAKING NEWS: *whispers* I heard aunty patience has also zoned bro Jona! *dont say i didn't "told" u o!
