Saturday, May 31, 2014

Twitter Witches Association

Egbe eleye twitter (Twitter witches/wizards Association)

I just decided to post what we discussed in our last (Hierarchy only) meeting as it might be beneficiary to some of you

Venue: Agbede meji TL ati DM ( In between TL and DM)
Time: 01:00 CWT ( Central Witches Time)

Participants:


DaFBI- EiyeLee (Executor)
Amazingdolbaby- Eiyewura (Head Witch)
Emillz- Eiyewizzy (Blood keeper)
Cutietimmie: Eiyerewa ( Time Keeper)
KennyLlyod: Eiyeshaye ( Drummer)
Iambabycackes: Eiyeshayo ( Blood Sucker)


Eiyewura- (Shouts) Eyin Eleye twitter o!

All others- O!!!

Eiyewura- Eyin Eleye mi o!

All others- O!!!

Eiyewura- Eyin Eleye aiye o!

All others- O!!!

Eiyewura- Eiyewizzy o!

Eiyewizzy- o! Mami o

Eiyewura- How much blood do we have left?

Eiyewizzy- We still have almost 3 full storex and eiyeshayo is yet to deposit the one she sucked this week

Eiyewura- bla bla bla... How much blood do we have you're telling me eiyeshayo shey kini kan, mtcheew olofofo eleye, nkan ti mba bere lowo ni ko daun

Eiyewizzy- E ma binu iya!

Eiyewura- mtcheew, Eiyeshayo my dear 

Eiyeshayo- o! Iya wa o

Eiyewura- omo mi, eiye a gbe e, oni shi eje mu, eje to ma run wa ninu oni gbe wa o 

Eiyeshayo- Ase eleye o! Iya, i was able to suck 1 full storex last week and it is at d back yard already

Eiyewura- A da fun e omo mi! Eiyerewa, yeye oge mi, i have noticed that your sexy eyes going up and down, u've just been staring at Eiyelee lataro kilode!

Eiyerewa- Blushes* Maami u too sabi things, Eiyelee is just looking too gbaski this night and i know even you too would admit, i have noticed you too eyeing him 

Eiyewura- lol* Oni baje omo, ewo oju e bi ti ibo, onirikuri, oloju Tinubu, y must u see everything sef? Abi u want me to blind you?

Eiyerewa- mama, if you blind me how we go know time? 

Eiyewura- oh! That is why you're still seeing stupid girl, abi u think i dont know? 

Eiyerewa- Sorry mama

Eiyewura- Sorry for yourself... Who has anything to say before we do closing prayer

Eiyerewa- *Stands up* I met a guy last week ... (Eiyeshayo whispers, naso her own be, witch hoe) he was soooo cute and loaded

Eiyewura- So have you brought him for donation?

Eiyerewa- Haba iya! You want to die? I had to run when he almost killed me

Everybody- Ha!!! Kiloshele?

Eiyerewa- He released a heavy shot that almost cut off my wings

Eiyeshaye- How bad was the shot

Eiyerewa- He told me " I sea the Love in your eyes"

EiyeLee- Ewooo!!! *Draws sword* where is he?

Eiyewura- Alagbara Obo, na there we go find you, ordinary chicken you cant kill o, but if it concerns eiyerewa you start having muscle-pull! Ashewo jati jati

Eiyeshayo- Mama, There's 1 guy asking me for blow-job and i dont want to suck his blood, what can i do? (Eiyerewa whispers; Bitch)

Eiyewura- Ashewo, when u carry mouth like mosquito why wont they ask you for BJ?! See, let me tell you, you cant suck his dick without sucking his blood, just give him hand-job shikena! And if he no gree carry him blood give am wetin he want. DazAll

Everyone- Mama o!!!

Eiyewura- I am tired, am going to work tomorrow and 1 guy has been Dm'n me since... Eiyeshaye and Eiyewizzy should give us music

Both- o mama!

Eiyewizzy- Mic check, hello tueh teuh, 1 2, 1 2, 1 2!

Eiyeshaye- haba eiyewizzy u wan give us moyes luck?

Eiyewizzy- Ha! God forbid o! Gimme beat make i just freestyle...

Eiyeshaye starts drumming, eiyewizzy starts rapping and everyone else begins dancing *lights out*. 



By @DaFBI

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